I can’t recall if the Cleveland Browns had a mascot before, but they definitely have one now. Except it won’t be some dude wearing a suit, it’s gonna be a real bulldog. Exciting, right? What are they gonna name the little guy? “Swagger.” *record skipping noise* Um, what? That’s what the Cleveland Browns are gonna name the mascot/dog? Of all the names you could’ve come up with, you give the Browns fans that name?
This sounds like the name a pre-teen gives their first pet. Someone in Cleveland’s gotta veto this name. Get Johnny Football on the phone, get LeBron on the phone. Someone’s gotta stop this madness.